What I Can Do For You TODAY
Some of you are old enough to remember the TV show Hee Haw. When I was about seven, I watched it every Saturday night with my grandma. I could count on Granny for the best breakfasts in Texas and Hee Haw on Saturday night. It was the best time of my life.
One of the characters on Hee Haw was a gorgeous Marilyn Monroe look-alike with high cheekbones, blonde hair, pouty cherry-red lips and skin that looked like Asian porcelain. I think her name was Misty Rowe, but that's not important…
She had a short-dressed character on the show that would sit cross-legged on a bale of hay or something, fanning herself. She always started her little skit by looking sideways into the camera and saying the same thing every week:
"It's been an exasperatin' day."
I hear ya, Misty. Story of my life.
I struggled with MLM for half of my adult life (I'm 41 now). There's almost nothing in network marketing that I haven't tried or heard of. ALL of it, for me, was a zero-sum game until this year when I found this free training that made my MLM experience do a complete one-eighty.
NO more rejection. NO more failure. I thought everything I did wrong was my fault. It wasn't. Now I'm sure of what to do and where to go.
Naturally, I wanted to share with everybody else. Of all the people in network marketing, 97% of them fail. But not to hear them tell it.
"Free training," I say. "No strings attached. Try it, you might like it."
"Oh, no, no, no, no, no," they reply. Then they firehose me with their sales pitch.
Or worse, they become suspicious. "What are you selling? Really? Why are you giving it away?"
"I just want to help you."
"Why? What's in it for you?"
See, the exasperation happens when people want help--- but don't believe you'll help them. "What are you up to? You must want SOMETHING."
"Nope. Just trying to help."
Trying to explain this is like nailing jello to a tree. It's impossible, but even if I could explain it, why would I want to?
There's no explanation required. What can I do for YOU today? It's free training. It works, no matter what MLM company you're in or how good or bad you're doing in it. Someone's offering you something that can make you MILLIONS of dollars… for free! Do you want it, or not?
One of the characters on Hee Haw was a gorgeous Marilyn Monroe look-alike with high cheekbones, blonde hair, pouty cherry-red lips and skin that looked like Asian porcelain. I think her name was Misty Rowe, but that's not important…
She had a short-dressed character on the show that would sit cross-legged on a bale of hay or something, fanning herself. She always started her little skit by looking sideways into the camera and saying the same thing every week:
"It's been an exasperatin' day."
I hear ya, Misty. Story of my life.
I struggled with MLM for half of my adult life (I'm 41 now). There's almost nothing in network marketing that I haven't tried or heard of. ALL of it, for me, was a zero-sum game until this year when I found this free training that made my MLM experience do a complete one-eighty.
NO more rejection. NO more failure. I thought everything I did wrong was my fault. It wasn't. Now I'm sure of what to do and where to go.
Naturally, I wanted to share with everybody else. Of all the people in network marketing, 97% of them fail. But not to hear them tell it.
"Free training," I say. "No strings attached. Try it, you might like it."
"Oh, no, no, no, no, no," they reply. Then they firehose me with their sales pitch.
Or worse, they become suspicious. "What are you selling? Really? Why are you giving it away?"
"I just want to help you."
"Why? What's in it for you?"
See, the exasperation happens when people want help--- but don't believe you'll help them. "What are you up to? You must want SOMETHING."
"Nope. Just trying to help."
Trying to explain this is like nailing jello to a tree. It's impossible, but even if I could explain it, why would I want to?
There's no explanation required. What can I do for YOU today? It's free training. It works, no matter what MLM company you're in or how good or bad you're doing in it. Someone's offering you something that can make you MILLIONS of dollars… for free! Do you want it, or not?
posted by The Blue Collar MLM Guy @ 1:37 PM
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